What do you give Father Christmas when he visits you Ash?

Nothing, he's dead

Training apes to communicate

I think eventually we could train Gorillas and Apes to communicate with us...

A thought for the future would be to make them cleaners

I couldn't eat a duck

They look too much like humans... like the one that looks like Gordon Brown

Upsetting...

You upset me so i just looked for pictures with the keyword: shit

Discussing how smoking could cut life span

If you had 5 years left to live, what would you do?
Some painting

Brain

When you're testing something it sort of becomes part of your brain