Ashisms: October 2011

Monday, 24 October 2011

I never got into it... but I did watch Tron on a Sunday afternoon with some cheese on toast

Poor man... he did have a huge mole on his face

Life is furniture

... it would be like an avalanche

If people have to work in offices, elephants should have to dance

"Have you had your breakfast today?"
"Yes, I've had a Satsuma"
- Next day -
"Did you have your Satsuma this morning?"
"No, we've run out"

Yeah but you don't need to pay a mortgage deposit for a mortgage you already took out and got one out for

Cat flavoured Cat Food

I like my water to have a bit of Chlorine in it

I would use a Submarine to go underneath other boats and steal their food.