Lonely Ns

One of our offices has three people in it. Their names begin with R (well one of them's nicknames begins with R which makes this even more weird).

"i wonder if neil feels lonely in there being the only person with a name that doesn't begin in r"

Upside down

If you were upside down but also turned your eyes upside down, would you feel normal?

Work

Liz: "Getting boring stuff done is like peeling off a plaster, the quicker you get it out the way the better..."

Ash: "Only this plaster won't come off til you're 65."

Standing up

"I'm not very good at standing up"

Talking about eating a frozen pinkie mouse sandwich

I don't like these visions but my brain haunts me.

Intranet...

I don't like the word intranet. It reminds me of sharp stones. Probably because it has the word net in it and that reminds me of beaches and beaches always have sharp stones on them.

PC built inside a fake/stuffed beaver

http://imgur.com/a/KhxA6
Ash's comment on the above picture:
"It's like pissing on the Taliban"